what do you call a sphere full of idiots
"you need to go on a diet"
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
wtf is morning wood
Thank you that’s exactly what I thought
when u force ur friends to listen to music they dont like
is it just me or does this look like gay porn
its clearly not gay porn is obviously when u force ur friends to listen to music they dislike
What is that!
mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up
WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP
lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous
I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS
the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio. Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.
When I was a kid, my friends and I would smush the glowing part of their body and rub it on our arms and legs and it would make them glow….now I’m realizing how sick and twisted we were.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"
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this made me sick to my stomach
every straight person needs to watch this video
Fucking incredible that people still react this way.